Top 5 Puns/Jokes/Riddles to Tell Your Friends and Family

By: Edna Pacheco Arita

What do you call a pig that does Karate?...... A Pork Chop, if you thought that joke was corny but it put a slight smirk on  your face, that means it did it’s job. Read on for the top 5 puns/jokes/or riddles to tell your friends and family.

5.) What kind of candy can you find in every school?..........Dum Dums, Smarties, and Nerds.  😀😀😀

• The Dum Dums stand for the not so smart,  the Smarties stand for the geniuses,  and there are Nerds, well that’s obvious.

4.) Why didn’t the Skeleton go the dance????..........Because he had  no BODY to go with. 😃😃😃😃

• The Skeleton has no Body, because he just has bones.

3.) From all of the presidents which one was the least guilty???...... Abraham Lincoln because he was in a cent. 😆😆😆😆😆

• He is in on the penny (In A Cent) which stands for innocent.

2.) What do you call a fake noodle???

An Impasta. 😅😅😅😅😅😅

• Imposters are fake so a fake noodle is an Impasta since he is not a noodle he is pasta.     

1.) I am once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years who am I ???? I am the letter M. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

• The letter M is in a Minute once, in MoMent twice but the letter M is not in thousands of years.

There you go these are some of my favorite jokes and now you should go and tell your friends or family about them. 😀😃😆😅